(Source: mattymara)

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake


(Source: mishawinsexster)

dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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(Source: clestroying)


toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME


Violent Relationships with Dr. Leelia Franck

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)