Things he tastes like:
- you (only sweeter)
Things you were:
- my picket fence
Things I’ll be:
- your number one with a bullet
Things my songs know:
- what you did in the dark
Things I’ve got:
- troubled thoughts
- the self esteem to match
In case anyone needed an update from the results of P!ATD’s HRC donation.
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
One sure way to get into my pants is to buy me scooby doo fruit snacks
Getting humans to give a shit about other animals really shouldn’t be this difficult